Cool Pops

 The cool kids.

First of all I just need to get this out of the way. Crewcuts (j. crew for kids) has the stinkin CUTEST clothes for fall. They are stupid expensive but OMGOSH daaaaarrrrrling! Seriously? THIS is killing me. 25% off sale going on now. Hey, it's better than a moldy piece of cheese!

These boots are begging to come live at my house. I'm thinking they would get along famously with my pink cowboy boots. That I never wear but they're pink! Doesn't every girl need a pair of pink cowboy boots in her closet?

 

These are kookoo x2!

 

I'm in. You?

 

This baby tote is adorable!

(other colors available. yellow is my personal favorite.)

And for a moment let's revisit the topic of dance (love that sweatshirt above btw). I don't think I mentioned this but I'm back teaching dance at a local studio. I can't decide if I'm loving it, but that's a story for another day. Today in class a little girl picked her nose and showed her booger to me. That is not where I was going with this dance story but, thought I'd throw that in for a happy thought.You're welcome.

Anyway...

Today I decided I was going to teach them (them being 3 yr olds) how to do the splits. Let me remind you I am old. Petty much too old to be demonstrating to 3 yr olds how to do the splits. Especially cold turkey! After being heavily warmed up maybe. But cold turkey? My brain must have been suffering from booger shock.

So...

to make a long story short

I demoed,

I heard a POP,

and now I think I have two vaginas. 

 Getting old sucks!

Have a marvelous day!