Mommy Saga

Dear Children,

I am sorry for being a little grouchy the other day. Okay, maybe a lot grouchy. I have to admit, the chocolate milk spill first thing in the morning was not the best way to jump start the day. Kels I'm sorry you were late for school, again, but I have no control over your brother's pooping schedule. What can I say, for some reason he thinks he needs to poop at precisely 8:45 AM. Also, I may or may not have vacuumed up a few of your legos. Lucy, I seriously appreciate your keen sense for fashion but, changing your outfit 8 times a day is a bit much. And guys,  if the shoes can't make it into the shoe basket I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to call Santa Claus.

Love you forever,

Mom

P.S. I promise I will do my best to "ungrouch" myself. Just a quick thought though. Picking up dropped goldfish crackers before they get stepped on could help this process.

Delish

Oh it's gonna be a GREAT day!

BTW word on the street is if you pack pizza goldfish in your lunch then you're on your way to super stardom. Kels had me pack an extra bag for his lunch today. I guess these babies have some serious bartering power! Good to know, right?

Also,

made a stop at Sephora yesterday.

I featured THIS as my May "must have". You really should try it! Really!

THIS is lovely. Absolutely lovely. And with a name like Twirl you certainly can't go wrong.

And THIS is awfully fun! Poof a little on your cleavage and sha zam!

It's Trendy Tuesday...Do You Dare?

She's just kidding right?

If you're dying (I wouldn't even be caught dead in these) to have a pair for yourself,

click HERE. But, I'll warn you now. If I see you wearing them I will point and laugh at you and tell you they make you look fat!

Do you DARE?

P.S. THESE ones are a "top pick". They have to be just kidding.

Weekend Happenings

Another dance recital~one more to go!

(That's Lu in her tutu and Kels pretending to be a rock star.)

 Smoothie Mustaches

Another project brewing. Ew! I'm so over projects.

A little something to bring sunshine to my day.

P.S. Prince Charming we can pretend like you surprised me with these. I won't tell.;)

A fun home accessory find.

My oh my it's Monday!

It's FFF (Fabulous Fashion Friday)

I want THIS.

It's a teeth whitening system. Fancy!

Someone wanna pick one up for me?

WHITE teeth. Now that's fashionable!

Choose to be fashionable this Friday!

P.S. Ta Da!

Yes we're getting a new front door!

Dr. Seuss Invasion

Before AND After

This is a little random but I came across these pics last night.

This is how my children's bathroom looked when we moved in. Yes, that would be a shower curtain acting as a privacy curtain to cover the 5ft. window (a Peeping Tom's dream) in the shower. Who puts a window like that in a shower? That's just asking for a 911 call! This bathroom totally creeped me out and unfortunately it wasn't in the budget to remodel prior to move in. Can we say "shower shoes"? 

And then finally it came.

Bead board

Fresh white subway tile and octagonal floor tile.

(sorry you can't see those features here but I love the floor! It's like THIS.)

With a touch of red scallops and Seusical flair.

"In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!" — Dr. Seuss

P.S. It's 10:08 pm and the painters are still outside working on my house. Ah...guys...it's really dark outside. Maybe you should call it a night!

Happy Flowers

This is about as green as my thumbs get.

Picked up these containers at my local Marshalls.

Aren't they cute?

House gets painted today. Can't wait!